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The Sad Onion by lord-phillock The Sad Onion by lord-phillock
please do not give this very sad onion anything not suitable for ages 0-8.

Inspired by the incredibly blatant (yet I never saw it) statement that the "not for children" sign looks exactly like a SAD ONION... courtesy of all-around funny guy Stuart Ashen: [link]

if any of you want the sad onion for an icon of button, here it is: [link]
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:iconcomjackerftw:
ComJackerFTW Featured By Owner May 21, 2015  Student General Artist
Irony.
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:iconcrypto456:
crypto456 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015
Poor guy
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:iconsadonion:
SadOnion Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013
so . . . beautiful

*proud tears*
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:iconlord-phillock:
lord-phillock Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2013   Artist
SHED THOSE TEARS... SHED THEM PROUDLY.
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:iconbuttjello88:
buttjello88 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
naaa, were just looking at him wrong, turn the computer upisde down
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:iconchameron:
chameron Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Student Filmographer
An excellent oni-- oh wait.
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:iconlord-phillock:
lord-phillock Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013   Artist
booOOooom!
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:iconpunchietheneko:
PunchieTheNeko Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Student Artist
Well at least he won't have to suffer through Poundland crap.
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:iconhectorvrl:
HectorVrl Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The sad onion never gets to have any fun
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:iconpunchietheneko:
PunchieTheNeko Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Student Artist
So would you rather him have a bunch of Poundland crap? Trust me, we're doing him a favor.
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:iconlord-phillock:
lord-phillock Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012   Artist
:,(
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:iconthundermagi:
ThunderMagi Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Either that or it's a "child with a tentacle coming out of it's head.
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:iconfuturamafreaks:
futuramafreaks Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
awwwwwwwwwwww
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:iconthehil:
TheHil Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2010
Now there's even the jolly onion!
"I can't play this crap here, i'm so happy!"
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:iconlord-phillock:
lord-phillock Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2010   Artist
show meeee!
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:iconthehil:
TheHil Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2010
The sad onion is seen on the "Ultra-Cheap Action Figures: Wrestlers etc" Video.
[link]
Exactly at 2:13!

Anyway, a minute of silence for the sad onion *forever alone*
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:iconlord-phillock:
lord-phillock Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2010   Artist
hahah! Oh yeah! I remember!

yes. Minute of silence....

....
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:iconthehil:
TheHil Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2010
Don't worry sad onion! One day you'll find the sad camper!
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:iconsporkly:
Sporkly Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
YAY THIS IS WHAT I SEARCHED FOR.


SAD TEENAGE ONION.
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:icondoctor-g:
Doctor-G Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This sad onion made me smile :)
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:iconlord-phillock:
lord-phillock Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2010   Artist
and your comment did that for me. :)
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:iconcherry-sama:
Cherry-sama Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
So sad, it'll make you cry.
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:iconlonewulfmsw:
Lonewulfmsw Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I never thought of those signs as sad onions, wow! xD This makes me so jubilant, although I THINK I should be feeling sad for the poor onion. I love how you made it look all shiny!
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:iconholdmusic:
HoldMusic Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2010
This made me laugh so hard. It's visually beautiful, shiny, and Macintosh-esque, yet hilarious!
My laughing was so loud that Sam came to my door and informed me that I sounded like a goat.

Fav!
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:iconladytzatziki:
LadyTzatziki Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
i like the color of the background :D very sad onion indeed....
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:icontao-mell:
Tao-mell Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Looking at this makes me depressed.
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:iconmutoon:
Mutoon Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2010  Student General Artist
That makes me a saaaad onion D:
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:iconlord-phillock:
lord-phillock Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2010   Artist
indeed.
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:iconmutoon:
Mutoon Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2010  Student General Artist
It's a cool pic! ;)
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:iconlord-phillock:
lord-phillock Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2010   Artist
d'aw thanks.
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:icongrenadierjorinde:
GrenadierJorinde Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2010
'Not a red rose or a satin heart.

I give you an onion.
It is a moon wrapped in brown paper.
It promises light
like the careful undressing of love.

Here.
It will blind you with tears
like a lover.
It will make your reflection
a wobbling photo of grief.

I am trying to be truthful.

Not a cute card or a kissogram.

I give you an onion.
Its fierce kiss will stay on your lips,
possessive and faithful
as we are,
for as long as we are.

Take it.
Its platinum loops shrink to a wedding-ring,
if you like.

Lethal.
Its scent will cling to your fingers,
cling to your knife.'
C.A. Duffy


I dunno, you reminded me of it.
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:iconlord-phillock:
lord-phillock Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2010   Artist
that is VERY interesting.
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:icongrenadierjorinde:
GrenadierJorinde Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2010
Well it IS true.
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:iconlord-phillock:
lord-phillock Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2010   Artist
that it IS.
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